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Quotes about Humor



Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

G.K. Chesterton


Kiss Good-bye

I saw a commercial the other day for Preparation H that said “kiss your hemorrhoids good bye”.Not even if I could.

John Mendoza


Serving God

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.



Read it Slow

I think of physic as much good or ill as any one would have me: for we have no traffic together. I am of a quite contrary humour to other men, for I always despise it; but when I am sick, instead of recanting, or entering into composition with it, I begin…to hate and fear it, telling them who importune me to take physic, that at all events they must give me time to recover my strength and health, that I may be the better able to support and encounter the violence and danger of their potions.

Michel Eyquem de Montaigne



The weller you are the more drugs you can take without getting sick. That’s why doctors don’t get into more trouble than they do with therapy

Eugene A Stead, Jr.