If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.
If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.
Epitaph of a hypochondriac: I told you so !
I saw a commercial the other day for Preparation H that said “kiss your hemorrhoids good bye”. Not even if I could.
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific
Some drugs have been appropriately called “wonder drugs” inasmuch as one wonders what they will do next
Drugs are poison, with occasionally beneficial side effects.
I think of physic as much good or ill as any one would have me: for we have no traffic together. I am of a quite contrary humour to other men, for I always despise it; but when I am sick, instead of recanting, or entering into composition with it, I begin…to hate and fear it, telling them who importune me to take physic, that at all events they must give me time to recover my strength and health, that I may be the better able to support and encounter the violence and danger of their potions.
The weller you are the more drugs you can take without getting sick. That’s why doctors don’t get into more trouble than they do with therapy